cocaine heart

ask and titties    I am damaged at best

therealbohemian:

Take a day off to do just this.

therealbohemian:

Take a day off to do just this.

(Source: calilove8958)

— 13 hours ago with 60 notes
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool, via tyleroakley)

— 16 hours ago with 244563 notes

mydrunkkitchen:

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

image

not destiny’s children

WOAH THAT’S SOME HEAVY FACTS

— 19 hours ago with 87031 notes

mydrunkkitchen:

 

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

— 19 hours ago with 142884 notes

guillotineghosties:

Biology of an English major:

  • 15% Insomnia
  • 20% Coffee
  • 5% Writing utensils
  • 10% General abnormalities
  • 25% Maladaptive daydreaming
  • 30% Cats
  • 50% Hatred for math

(via kalidoscopique)

— 19 hours ago with 749 notes

Things You'll Hear As An English Major

Friend:"What's it called when..."
Friend:"What's the word for..."
Friend:"Do you have this book? Can I borrow it?"
Friend:"What are you going to do that your major?"
Friend:"Can you edit this paper for me?"
Friend:"Are you gonna be a teacher?"
Friend:"Wait, it was a book before it was a movie?"
Friend:"Ew, how do you read things not from this century?"
Friend:"What's an Oxford Comma?"
Friend:"Teach me about semi-colons."
Friend:"Just, so many books, why?"
— 19 hours ago with 718 notes

starline:

stormyteacup:

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.

(Source: maimedlion, via cracked)

— 19 hours ago with 88124 notes

khaleesidaenadefiant:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Hfddvbjufdsdchjombf I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.

Particularly the dahlia shade

(via companyoflions)

— 19 hours ago with 60944 notes